Which game should you buy? Bomb Threat? Or Forest of Doom?

CapabilityBomb ThreatForest of Doom
Contains bombs?YESNO
Tractor sound effect?YESNO
Contains forest full of annoying monsters?NOYES
Written for the Color Computer?YESYES
Runs on Color Computer 3?YESYES
Author knows how to spell "color" correctly?YESNO
Forced to purchase unnecessary soundtrack?NOYES
Game rejected by Radio Shack?YESNO
Base code written by 14-year-old kid?NOYES
Encourages dabbling in the dark arts?NOYES
Author overly obsessed with time travel?NOYES
Author has voice acting talent?YESYES
Requires reading complicated instruction manual?NOYES
Author interviewed on Coco Crew podcast?YESNO
Has distracting off-key background music?NOYES
Game has more than one level?YESNO
Is Y2K compliant?YESYES
Does Stevie Strowbridge die quickly in the game?YESYES
MC-10 version?NONO
Evil tree logo traumatizing for small children?NOYES
Developed by the author of Temple of ROM?YESNO
Produced in the USA?YESNO
Comes with bonus videos?YESNO
Game playtested by author's children?YESYES

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