| Capability | Bomb Threat | Forest of Doom |
|---|
| Contains unsafe explosives? | YES | NO |
| Annoying constant tractor sound effect? | YES | NO |
| Contains forest full of challenging monsters? | NO | YES |
| Written for the Colour Computer? | YES | YES |
| Runs on Colour Computer 3? | YES | YES |
| Author knows how to spell "colour" correctly? | NO | YES |
| Contains free, awesome soundtrack? | NO | YES |
| Game rejected by Radio Shack? | YES | NO |
| Base code written by 14-year-old prodigy? | NO | YES |
| Encourages dabbling in the dark arts? | NO | NO! NEVER! |
| Author familiar with concepts of time travel? | NO | YES! |
| Author has voice acting talent? | YES | YES |
| Comes with comprehensive instruction manual? | NO | YES |
| Author interviewed on Coco Crew podcast? | YES | NO |
| Has background music? | NO | YES |
| Game has more than one level? | YES | YES |
| Is Y2K compliant? | YES | YES |
| Does Stevie Strowbridge die quickly in the game? | YES | YES |
| MC-10 version? | NO | COMING SOON |
| Glorifies unsafe warehouse practices? | YES | NO |
| Author associated with the Last Ninja disaster? | YES | NO |
| Produced in the USA? | YES | NO |
| Comes with bonus videos? | YES | NO |
| Game playtested by author's children? | YES | YES |