After 40 years as a computer programmer and game developer—and the passing of his wife of 47 years—Rick has retired and is now living in Ye Olde Folks Home, where he still tinkers with tech and likes to write these amusing and/or thoughtful tales about his storied life.

“Lawrence of Hillview”
First Class, Last Nerve
The Rise and Fall of The West Channel
Have You Heard?
More Tales from the Computer Room
Adventures Along Highway 101
Happy Star Wars Day!
The Infernal Revenue Service
Mischief at the Computer Trade Show
Adventures at 702 Monroe
Porting TSS8 to Run on a PDP12
Christmas Memories
Life in Ye Olde Folks Home
The Perils of A Cappella Singing
Bringing Coffee for Alice
Turn Off the Lights!
What to Say to the Grieving
While Waiting for the School Bus
An Unfortunate Misunderstanding
In Memoriam: Betty Lou Edwards-Vessel
A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing
Who Would Jesus Stab?
The Eggshell Incident
First Chapel Service at Ye Olde Folks Home
A Yearly Ritual at Menards
Mr. Loftus, the Town Hero
The FCAL Project
Pepe Le Pew Finds New Lodgings
In Memoriam: Dale Lear
Bingo Bedlam at Ye Olde Folks Home
There’s a Shortage of Perfect Movies…
One Day at the DMV
A Visitor from Microsoft
He Who Must Not Be Named
Downton… Abbey?
This Home is a Liver-Free Zone
My 9/11 Rememberances
My Yearly Pumpkin Spice Rant
Done In By Baker’s Square
My Eulogy for Alice
Dear Rikki…
A Clean, Well-lighted Place for Books
Memories of my First Computer
A Little Excitement at the Staff Meeting
The Tale of Mrs. Butler
Sun, Sand, and a Margarita
Thou Shalt Not Steal
Troubleshooting at Ye Olde Folks Home
Stories of my Mother
I’ve Heard Angels Sing
Elevator Mishap at the Eye Clinic
One Day at Fair, Isaac
Saturday Morning Cartoons
A Sprig of Parsley
Fun With Recruitment Ads
Leave Her to Heaven
Squirrel!
Bring me Dave Bringle!
Beware! The Oldsters Are Coming!
Life Among the Progressives
A Family Ritual While Watching Masterpiece
The Unforgettable General Oppy
Don’t Even THINK About Parking Here
A Dubious Plan Gone Awry
The Singing Christmas Tree!
One Day in the Hospital Lab
The Legend of the Broken Timer
Nelson’s Fruit Stand
This One Time in Glee Club…
Star Trek References for the Win
Family Psalm, Stuck in Lodi
Vacation in Branson
Clyde and Ruth Revisited
COVID Policies During my Wife’s Fatal Illness
I Guess I’m the Shadow IT Department Now
The Tale of Clyde and Ruth
My Garden of Gethsemane Story
We Might Get a Virus!

“Lawrence of Hillview”

In the countryside outside of Petaluma, CA, there was a farm with an arched sign over the entrance that read, “Lawrence of Hillview.” In the distance could be seen a pink Victorian house, surrounded by lush green fields.

A most curious sign, indeed.

This farm was along our bus route enroute to Kenilworth Junior High School; as our school bus went by we’d all affect English accents and make the ‘pinkies up’ tea-drinking gesture.

“LOH-rhuns uhv HILL-vyoo,” we would intone with a snicker, probably sounding more Transylvanian than British.

I always wondered if some English baron pulled up stakes in Jolly Olde England and settled there.

I learned today that:

Surprise! No tea and crumpets involved. This was the prestigous Bill Lawrence dairy farm, who was quite the big deal in Petaluma’s farm scene. No, he wasn’t a peer of the realm, but he might as well have been.

He moved there from… Ellendale, MN! Uff da!

How ironic is that? He moved from MN to CA, trading snowfalls for sunshine, while I went the exact opposite way, becoming one of the frozen chosen in search of a better life.

And why was his farmhouse pink?

In that era, especially in Sonoma and Marin, the big dairy families had a particular swagger: land, herds, political clout in the co‑ops, and a sense that the farmstead was both a business and a personal signature.

If Bill Lawrence wanted a pretentious sign and a pink farmhouse, nobody was going to tell him otherwise. In fact, the more distinctive the color, the more it telegraphed, “Yes, this is my hill, and you know exactly which house is mine.”

I tried to find a historical photograph of that sign; it was marvelous. No dice, though. If anyone could scare one up, I’d raise my pinky in gratitude.

I wonder if he ever met Bill Soberanes, another Petaluma legend in his own right.