After 40 years as a computer programmer and game developer—and the passing of his wife of 47 years—Rick has retired and is now living in Ye Olde Folks Home, where he still tinkers with tech and likes to write these amusing and/or thoughtful tales about his storied life.

The Era of the Punched Card
“Let’s Go for a Drive!”
Lawrence of Hillview
First Class, Last Nerve
The Rise and Fall of The West Channel
Have You Heard?
More Tales from the Computer Room
Adventures Along Highway 101
Happy Star Wars Day!
The Infernal Revenue Service
Mischief at the Computer Trade Show
Adventures at 702 Monroe
Porting TSS8 to Run on a PDP12
Christmas Memories
Life in Ye Olde Folks Home
The Perils of A Cappella Singing
Bringing Coffee for Alice
Turn Off the Lights!
What to Say to the Grieving
While Waiting for the School Bus
An Unfortunate Misunderstanding
In Memoriam: Betty Lou Edwards-Vessel
A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing
Who Would Jesus Stab?
The Eggshell Incident
First Chapel Service at Ye Olde Folks Home
A Yearly Ritual at Menards
Mr. Loftus, the Town Hero
The FCAL Project
Pepe Le Pew Finds New Lodgings
In Memoriam: Dale Lear
Bingo Bedlam at Ye Olde Folks Home
There’s a Shortage of Perfect Movies…
One Day at the DMV
A Visitor from Microsoft
He Who Must Not Be Named
Downton… Abbey?
This Home is a Liver-Free Zone
My 9/11 Rememberances
My Yearly Pumpkin Spice Rant
Done In By Baker’s Square
My Eulogy for Alice
Dear Rikki…
A Clean, Well-lighted Place for Books
Memories of my First Computer
A Little Excitement at the Staff Meeting
The Tale of Mrs. Butler
Sun, Sand, and a Margarita
Thou Shalt Not Steal
Troubleshooting at Ye Olde Folks Home
Stories of my Mother
I’ve Heard Angels Sing
Elevator Mishap at the Eye Clinic
One Day at Fair, Isaac
Saturday Morning Cartoons
A Sprig of Parsley
Fun With Recruitment Ads
Leave Her to Heaven
Squirrel!
Bring me Dave Bringle!
Beware! The Oldsters Are Coming!
Life Among the Progressives
A Family Ritual While Watching Masterpiece
The Unforgettable General Oppy
Don’t Even THINK About Parking Here
A Dubious Plan Gone Awry
The Singing Christmas Tree!
One Day in the Hospital Lab
The Legend of the Broken Timer
Nelson’s Fruit Stand
This One Time in Glee Club…
Star Trek References for the Win
Family Psalm, Stuck in Lodi
Vacation in Branson
Clyde and Ruth Revisited
COVID Policies During my Wife’s Fatal Illness
I Guess I’m the Shadow IT Department Now
The Tale of Clyde and Ruth
My Garden of Gethsemane Story
We Might Get a Virus!

“Let’s Go for a Drive!”

🎵 Windows are down, skip the short cut, 🎵
🎵 Turn off the phone and turn the radio up, 🎵
🎵 On a day like today there’s only one way to go, 🎵
🎵 Let’s take the long way home. 🎵

It’s time to discuss a Christmas tradition—sort of.

The above lyrics for the JJ Heller song “Take the Long Way Home” brought to mind a childhood memory from my early days in California: the custom in the mid ’50s of “taking a Sunday drive.”

Yeah, that’s what they called it, but it wasn’t just reserved for Sundays. It could happen on any summer day that happened to be a scorcher.

Dad would call out the magic phrase and everyone would eagerly pile into the car, slam the doors shut, roll the windows down, and off we would go.

Where? To the freeway, of course, to take in the sights and to cool off as the car accelerated and the wind began to whip through our hair.

You see, air conditioning wasn’t a thing back then. It existed, certainly, but only as a luxury for rich people. Even by 1960, only 20% of homes had AC. And it wasn’t much of a priority in California’s mild climate.

Nowadays the freeway wouldn’t necessarily be ideal for this purpose. Traffic congestion would bring you to a crawl pretty quick. But this was back when the freeway system was new and traffic was sparse. You’ve heard the term “rush hour?” Back then it was a literal hour.

And of course we would angle those little wing vent windows by the front seats to blast air into our sweaty faces.

And then, with the windows down, we’d all sing together the only songs we all knew at that point—Christmas carols!

In July.

It got us some funny looks from time to time if we were cruising through town.

The thing is, kids in the ’50s knew Christmas carols cold. They were taught in school, sung in church, played on the radio, and repeated endlessly every December. They were the closest thing to a shared musical songbook.

Plus, without AC, screens, or playlists, you had to make your own entertainment. Singing was the in-car entertainment system.

From the back seat, my brother and I would always resume our ongoing debate as to whether the little Lord Jesus was asleep in the hay, or on it.

They don’t include those little wing windows in cars anymore—you don’t really need them if you’ve got AC in the car. You don’t roll the windows down with a crank handle, either—there are buttons for that.

And you aren’t going to be flying down the freeway anytime soon with today’s traffic. “Rush hour” has morphed into “from morning coffee to evening news.”

I’ll never forget coming back from the Army in 1972, driving along Highway 101 and experiencing my first traffic jam. Traffic slowly came to a complete stop, which amazed me—that had never happened to me before.

I suppose if you tried it at 2 am you might have some luck, but where’s the fun in that?