After 40 years as a computer programmer and game developer—and the passing of his wife of 47 years—Rick has retired and is now living in Ye Olde Folks Home, where he still tinkers with tech and likes to write these amusing and/or thoughtful tales about his storied life.

The FCAL Project
Pepe Le Pew Finds New Lodgings
In Memoriam: Dale Lear
Bingo Bedlam at Ye Olde Folks Home
There’s a Shortage of Perfect Movies…
One Day at the DMV
A Visitor from Microsoft
“He Who Should Not Be Named”
Downton… Abbey?
This Home is a Liver-Free Zone
My 9/11 Rememberances
My Yearly Pumpkin Spice Rant
Done In By Baker’s Square
My Eulogy for Alice
“Dear Rikki…”
A Clean, Well-lighted Place for Books
Memories of my First Computer
A Little Excitement at the Staff Meeting
The Tale of Mrs. Butler
Sun, Sand, and a Margarita
“Thou Shalt Not Steal”
Troubleshooting at Ye Olde Folks Home
Stories of my Mother
I’ve Heard Angels Sing
Elevator Mishap at the Eye Clinic
One Day at Fair, Isaac
Saturday Morning Cartoons
A Sprig of Parsley
Fun With Recruitment Ads
Leave Her to Heaven
“Squirrel!”
Bring me Dave Bringle!
Beware! The Oldsters Are Coming!
Life Among the Progressives
A Family Ritual While Watching Masterpiece
The Unforgettable General Oppy
“Don’t Even THINK About Parking Here”
A Dubious Plan Gone Awry
The Singing Christmas Tree!
One Day in the Hospital Lab
The Legend of the Broken Timer
Nelson’s Fruit Stand
This One Time in Glee Club…
Star Trek References for the Win
Family Psalm, Stuck in Lodi
Vacation in Branson
Clyde and Ruth Revisited
COVID Policies During my Wife’s Fatal Illness
I Guess I’m the Shadow IT Department Now
The Tale of Clyde and Ruth
My Garden of Gethsemane Story
We Might Get a Virus!

A Clean, Well-lighted Place for Books

My Mom crafted the quilt draped over the back of the chair

To plan the move to our apartment in Ye Olde Folks Home, Alice and I spent hours fiddling with a diagram of the floor plan, plotting out where various furniture would go that we would shop for online from her room in the hospital.

One dream she had was of a sunny reading nook in the bedroom, with a chair right next to the big bay windows. She showed me an assortment of chairs, pointing to one she recommended.

“I really wanted this other chair over on the next page—it’s such a pretty color blue, but it’s $80 more than the others, so let’s go with this one.”

Well, I think you can guess what I did next. I ordered the chair that was $80 more, but somehow neglected to tell her.

When the chair arrived in a big cardboard box, you should have seen her face when the blue chair was unveiled.

Alas, she passed away before she had a chance to sit in that chair even once, but I can tell you that was probably the best $80 I ever spent. The look of adoration that earned me was worth it.