After 40 years as a computer programmer and game developer—and the passing of his wife of 47 years—Rick has retired and is now living in Ye Olde Folks Home, where he still tinkers with tech and likes to write these amusing and/or thoughtful tales about his storied life.

Adventures Along Highway 101
Happy Star Wars Day!
“The Infernal Revenue Service”
Mischief at the Computer Trade Show
Adventures at 702 Monroe
Porting TSS8 to Run on a PDP12
Christmas Memories
Life in Ye Olde Folks Home
The Perils of A Capella Singing
Bringing Coffee for Alice
“Turn Off the Lights!”
What to Say to the Grieving
While Waiting for the School Bus
An Unfortunate Misunderstanding
In Memoriam: Betty Lou Edwards-Vessel
A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing
Who Would Jesus Stab?
The Eggshell Incident
First Chapel Service at Ye Olde Folks Home
A Yearly Ritual at Menards
“Mr. Loftus, the Town Hero”
The FCAL Project
Pepe Le Pew Finds New Lodgings
In Memoriam: Dale Lear
Bingo Bedlam at Ye Olde Folks Home
There’s a Shortage of Perfect Movies…
One Day at the DMV
A Visitor from Microsoft
“He Who Should Not Be Named”
Downton… Abbey?
This Home is a Liver-Free Zone
My 9/11 Rememberances
My Yearly Pumpkin Spice Rant
Done In By Baker’s Square
My Eulogy for Alice
“Dear Rikki…”
A Clean, Well-lighted Place for Books
Memories of my First Computer
A Little Excitement at the Staff Meeting
The Tale of Mrs. Butler
Sun, Sand, and a Margarita
“Thou Shalt Not Steal”
Troubleshooting at Ye Olde Folks Home
Stories of my Mother
I’ve Heard Angels Sing
Elevator Mishap at the Eye Clinic
One Day at Fair, Isaac
Saturday Morning Cartoons
A Sprig of Parsley
Fun With Recruitment Ads
Leave Her to Heaven
“Squirrel!”
Bring me Dave Bringle!
Beware! The Oldsters Are Coming!
Life Among the Progressives
A Family Ritual While Watching Masterpiece
The Unforgettable General Oppy
“Don’t Even THINK About Parking Here”
A Dubious Plan Gone Awry
The Singing Christmas Tree!
One Day in the Hospital Lab
The Legend of the Broken Timer
Nelson’s Fruit Stand
This One Time in Glee Club…
Star Trek References for the Win
Family Psalm, Stuck in Lodi
Vacation in Branson
Clyde and Ruth Revisited
COVID Policies During my Wife’s Fatal Illness
I Guess I’m the Shadow IT Department Now
The Tale of Clyde and Ruth
My Garden of Gethsemane Story
We Might Get a Virus!

Adventures Along Highway 101

“In ’65, I was 17 and running up 101 / I don’t know where I’m running now, I’m just running on.” — Jackson Browne, “Running on Empty”

Here in Minnesota there is an impressive web of freeways that crisscross the landscape. The traffic report is actually useful: if one route is slow, there are myriad alternates to choose from.

In the area of California where I spent half my life before moving here, there was only one highway: 101. There, the traffic report only tells you one thing—just how late you’re going to be to your destination.

When most people think of Highway 101, they immediately imagine the Golden Gate Bridge.

When my TV kicks into idle mode, it shows an impressive series of scenic videos, one showing a flyover of that iconic bridge. I pay rapt attention when that happens.

I can tell from the angle of the shadows and the position of the lane dividers on the bridge when the video was taken.

I drove over that bridge many times and even walked over it once or twice. I once lived on the Presidio on one side of the bridge and hiked and explored the Marin headlands on the other side.

You can see a tour boat crossing under the bridge. I’ve been on that tour boat.

Highway 101 between Santa Rosa and San Rafael was my daily commute for 13 years, and there are myriad adventures I remember from that period.

Traffic flowed along fairly well for the most part, but if anything… interesting happened, traffic would come to a standstill.

A group of students at the trucking school next to the highway, decked out in hazmat suits to practice handling a chemical spill, playing frisbee in the parking lot while on break?

Interesting. That added a few hours to my commute.

A new roadside billboard for the county fair, complete with a clever display of plywood “apples” seeming to tumble down the hill?

Interesting. Again, a massive delay was appended to my journey home.

When the powers-that-be realized the sign was causing problems, it was removed.

Guess what? Once again, that was… interesting

There was the afternoon a semitruck jack-knifed across all lanes of northbound 101, completely blocking the road. Traffic slowed, then stopped, and the highway backed up for miles.

As hours passed, we all turned off our engines, slowly began exiting our cars, and eventually ended up socializing with each other and playing cards on the hoods of cars as we waited.

Cellphones hadn’t been invented yet, so our wives were baffled as to our whereabouts until they turned on the evening news and saw the scene from a helicopter hovering overhead.

One time, catastrophic flooding blocked both the northbound and southbound lanes, completely cutting off all travel between Marin and Sonoma counties. People at home couldn’t come to work for a few days, and those at work were trapped there and had to stay with coworkers or friends.

I’ve always wanted to drive that stretch again, for old time’s sake. The other day I discovered that—of course—someone had already done that for me, and put the videos on Youtube.

So I watched two videos of about an hour in length, one showing a drive from SF to Santa Rosa, and the other going the opposite way.

Such nostalgia! I excitedly recited the names of all the towns and exits as they went by, remembering people and happy times associated with each one.

But you can’t go home again, as they say. We fled CA due to the cost of living, the housing prices; the gangs were just starting to enter the schools. And the traffic! It’s all even worse now.

And all of my relatives, and all but a few of my old friends, are no longer there. They all moved on or passed, long ago. My family, happily, are all here except my brother in Oregon and my sister in North Carolina.

So it was a fun and emotional time reminiscing, but there’s no way I’d move back there.

But I’m wearing my Bodega Bay tshirt today, bought long ago at a gift shop in that pretty little California seaside town, just to celebrate what once was.

Interesting…